Once, there were 3 boys, Sediap, Shawn and MANNERS. Shawn went home, MANNERS went to the TOILET and Sediap went to school. In school, Sediap was naughty. He just didn't want to greet the teachers. Just then, Sediap bumped into Mrs. James. Mrs James said " Hello, Sediap!" Sediap didn't reply. " Where are your MANNERS???" She said. Sediap replied, " My MANNERS is in the TOILET!!!!"
* take more notice for words in capital. Then you will understand the meaning of the joke.
Friday, September 25, 2009
My singlish starts now.
Hi, this singlish may be a bit rude and crude... :)
Ah Beng: "I tell you ah, u better shuddup hor, if not rite, I call police,ok???"
Tan Ah Kau: "Walau eh, u threatening me izit? huh? u didn't eat your medicine izit?? Got pobem ah? go to geylang lah! go find your girlfreaks lah! don't come here and make me, ok? you stupid dumb dumb ah huh? wanna die izit? Stupid fellow! silly knucklehead!"
Ah Beng: " GO & DIE LAH YOU, STUPID IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I NOT SCARED OF YOU, CHICKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The moral is: do not insult others when others insult you. Treat people the way YOU want to be treated.
Ah Beng: "I tell you ah, u better shuddup hor, if not rite, I call police,ok???"
Tan Ah Kau: "Walau eh, u threatening me izit? huh? u didn't eat your medicine izit?? Got pobem ah? go to geylang lah! go find your girlfreaks lah! don't come here and make me, ok? you stupid dumb dumb ah huh? wanna die izit? Stupid fellow! silly knucklehead!"
Ah Beng: " GO & DIE LAH YOU, STUPID IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I NOT SCARED OF YOU, CHICKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The moral is: do not insult others when others insult you. Treat people the way YOU want to be treated.
Welcome to the SINGLISH blog!!
Hi!
Welcome to my world of Singlish and Jokes!!! In the upcoming posts, I will be posting some jokes, (with Singlish in it), pictures & videos! So, stay tuned!
Welcome to my world of Singlish and Jokes!!! In the upcoming posts, I will be posting some jokes, (with Singlish in it), pictures & videos! So, stay tuned!
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